How Many ADDers Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Only one, but it took several light bulbs and several months to get it done because the ADDer.....

Paid for the lightbulb then left it in the shop on the counter
Dropped another light bulb out of a hole in his/her shopping bag, didn't notice and ran over it with a truck
Bought the wrong sort of lightbulb because s/he couldn't be bothered checking which sort of light bulb was needed, cause that's boring
Left the light bulb under a pile of clothes for several weeks before s/he got around to trying to put it up
Couldn't remember who s/he gave the ladder too so decided they had to go buy another
Took the old light bulb down put it on the floor next to the new light bulb got distracted by an idea in his/her head
Ran to get notebook to write idea down idea forgot about light bulb for an hour as other thoughts came to mind, remembered lightbulb couldn't figure out which was the old light bulb and which was the new light bulb
AARRRRRRRRRRRRRG

Who invented such an inhuman thing as a light bulb?!

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